My Grandma Has Wonderful Smelling Farts Garage Sale

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Come sniff and enjoy my grandma's farts as you buy stuff at our garage sale! Her farts are like a spicy firecracker beer brat mixed in with some flaming hot Cheetos over some lasagna sauce sauteed for 48 hrs to perfection! I guarantee you will leave fully satisfied! It's the most creamiest concentrated fart juice nectar your nose could ever experience!

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